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Doug meets a beautiful Latina lab assistant while on site in Mexico.But the excursion isn't all making out and holding hands. Something is killing the local livestock and draining their blood. Legends speak of an elusive beast: the chupacabra. But Doug is skeptical.Can Doug save the day and get the girl? Read on to find out!This book contains scenes of horrific monster sexDoug meets a beautiful Latina lab assistant while on site in Mexico.But the excursion isn't all making out and holding hands. Something is killing the local livestock and draining their blood. Legends speak of an elusive beast: the chupacabra. But Doug is skeptical.Can Doug save the day and get the girl? Read on to find out!This book contains scenes of horrific monster sex.-3500 words...

Title : Goat Suckin': Hotter Than It Sounds
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ISBN : 9781476117829
Format Type : ebook
Number of Pages : 15 Pages
Status : Available For Download
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Goat Suckin': Hotter Than It Sounds Reviews

  • karen
    2019-02-13 20:56

    hey, internet, didja miss me? has there not been enough monsterporn since i went on vacation? yeah, i hear you. i know what's what.and i'm back to review one more monsterporn, because this one was written expressly FOR me, which means i have a responsibility to read and review it, right? even though i have said time and again that i am out of the monsterporn game. everytime i think i am out..., you know the drill.soooo chupacabra porn! woah. this was very unexpected. and i don't want to give away too many of its seeeecrets, because i did not see this ending coming. and coming. and coming. it did not suck at all. even though there was a lot of sucking. in fact, it is full of delightful imagery:-her mass of pubes puffed over the waistband like her pussy was chewin' hair and blowin' bubbles'.-estefani's snatch was a terrible, freakish godless abomination...the overall effect was somehow simultaneously grostesque AND sensuous. like two burlesque dancers with their faces stapled together-she placed the tip of his cock in her hair and laughed, “look, i’m you!”-doug imagined running his fingers through her thick locks, brushing and braiding her pubic hair. he saw visions of himself paddling a deer-skin canoe down the rivers of the french-canadian wilderness, estefani’s fat tangles warming his head like a hat or his hands like a muff.muff! he got that reference now too!wonderful, wonderful stuff. so this hirsute woman meets up with this overendowed man, on the hunt of the elusive chupacabra. and things take their natural course, as they will in the world of monsterporn, and ...well, there is intercourse, but not your momma's intercourse. it is... more unexpectedly violent than you would hope. keep your massive wangs at home, boys - there is nothing for you out in the desert plains of mexico. i wish i could say more. all i can say is that it was completely unexpected, completely enjoyable, and dixon really has a way with writing grotesque sex scenes that will make you laugh and puke at the same time. well done!

  • Tara♥
    2019-02-15 23:46

    Goat Suckin': Hotter Than It SoundsUmmmm no. It is not hotter than it sounds. As part of Weird Shit Wednesday.I'm giving it 2 stars because I was happy with the ending. The rest of it??I paid for this you know?Who is the idiot do you think?Yes. It is I putting my hand up enthusiastically to that question not Hermione Granger. (Randomly off topic: I really need to watch all the Harry Potter's again.)When I wasn't being grossed out or confused I was bored. There are only 15 pages so that is quite an achievement. But the ending. What an ending. Couldn't of happened to a nicer fellow.And I enjoyed doing the updates for this one. Finding the waxing GIF made me happy. They are down below. *See what I did there?*

  • Britta ★ Nachteule ★
    2019-02-09 20:55

    Wednesyday 8/27/14: There will never be too much Weird Shit to read!I have to warn you... no sweet innocent little goats in here!Only some dead goats!To make it short: It was And here something I couldn't resist... DON'T CLICK THE SPOILER, IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASIELY!!!(view spoiler)[ (hide spoiler)]I'll go and bleach my brain! Thank you and good bye!["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>

  • DoodlePanda
    2019-01-28 16:38

    Once again it's time for a Weird Shit Wednesday read!But don't let the title of this book fool you! There are no goats here (except a couple of very dead ones..)This is about the one and only Chupacabra - the goat sucker!It's not called monster porn for nothing... So my initial reaction?But let's not get ahead of ourselves! The story starts off with a extremely well hung man named Doug. He is hunting for Chupacabra, even though he doesn't think there is such a thing. Hey, everybody has got to make money somehow, right?Luckily there is a gorgeous woman on his team, so he at least has got something pretty to look at...So far so good... This is where the story takes a turn for the worse...Suddenly there wasAnd thenWhat he thought was aextremely hairy beautiful woman is more likeBut I guess goats aren't enough anymore? Sometimes it's nice to try nice things though. Which we know all about at Weird Shit We Read on Wednesday. But I'm getting off topic..The point is that you should be careful going out searching for the Chupacabra...So yea. Not the best. Definitely weird though. And quite shit. So to sum up: A fairly successful Wednesday read!Now excuse me while I go find the brain bleach...What's that? You're disappointed there weren't more goats?Aww I'm sorry! :(Hope this will make you feel better! ;)You are so welcome!

  • Elsbeth
    2019-02-14 01:07

    Weird shit WednesdayThis was a really terrible read and actually don’t have anything to say so I’ll skip right to the end…..I’ve got all these goat gif’s!!!Because of the lack of goats in the book, here are some:Glitter GoatHappy GoatSun Glasses GoatChicken GoatBut this makes no sense, you'll say!!!! Well, the story was stupid so I wouldn’t want to bore you….Okay, one idiotic quote:”He had never understood how the slang term “beaver” had caught on for describing a woman’s vagina, but now, staring directly at Estefani’s rich, sumptuous pelt of fur that reached almost to her belly button and down along her thighs, he realized that every other word was inadequate.”Best part: …, like the goats he had been studying, he died with a smile on his face.T H E – E N D

  • Susan
    2019-01-26 23:02

    A Weird Shit Wednesday read. It was awful. I liked it.But I do feel cheated!! There are no goats in this book. And there is no goat sucking. Not that I was looking forward to some goat sucking… but….. I want my money back! What a disappointment.I was hoping for some goats in this book. What do I do with all of my goat pictures now?Man (Doug) with huge dick has a big fixation with said dick.His only relief came in spurts when he unzipped his pants to piss. Then, his generous member would snake its way down his legs, plumping luxuriously as the blood flow returned to the head. Doug would breathe deep and just let his dong swing for as long as he could.Doug lusts after a woman with enormous hair growth.(Not going for a picture here, just use your imagination!)Then, Estefani turned a bit and Doug got a full view of her front side. He had never understood how the slang term “beaver” had caught on for describing a woman’s vagina, but now, staring directly at Estefani’s rich, sumptuous pelt of fur that reached almost to her belly button and down along her thighs, he realized that every other word was inadequate.Turns out she is the ‘goat sucker’ they have been hunting and she has a few surprises up her sleeve.From out of the mass of hair stretched five tentacles.(…)After the tentacles came the teeth. Row after row of mismatched, horrible teeth. They looked like Elmer Fudd’s swinging-saloon-door mouth after he bites into an anvil. Then the eyes. These were spider eyes. Shark eyes. Black, thoughtless asymmetrical pits. Estefani’s snatch was a terrible, freakish Godless abomination. And yet…Of course Doug is totally into monster porn.Death by tentacle orgasm... THE END….I’m beginning to think men find tentacles hot.So, should I buy this then?

  • Christa Watkins
    2019-01-20 17:48

    (A Weird Shit Wednesday read)I... um... **heave** This was... **retch** I can't... **groan**I need a moment.Okay. I'm back, but...No no no no no nonononono!Oh gods, why????? **deep breaths**I have a rule that anything I'm able to finish reading gets at least two stars. I really, really wanted to break that rule. However, it was competently written, grammatically correct... Even the most awful phrases ever put down for posterity were adequately constructed.)EDIT: Oh wait! I forgot his odd use of effulgent. (likely because I was already trying to block out the entire thing.) "I do not think it means what you think it means." Turns out, that really is what he means. Soooo...EDIT DEUX: Due to a professional consultation revisiting the above-mentioned use of "effulgent", I am revising my thoughts a bit. I am amused by the idea that the main character perceives the chupaboobies as glowing beacons, and therefore I am restoring one star to the rating in honor of the fact that this pondering gave birth to the word "chupaboobies".I think I might need a drink. <--- This part remains true as of the time of revision.

  • Lori
    2019-01-31 23:57

    While not as epic as "My robot body will make you cum", this story was still highly entertaining. I was laughing out loud throughout the whole entire thing. This one also had a little more "eww" factor in it...although the MC Doug doesn't really have to worry about getting unidentified and strange STD's. I can't say anymore without giving away the whole story. This book had everything I enjoy in my monsterporn. Good writing, a gripping story, science and disgusting/orginal descriptions. 'Her Mass of pubes puffed over the waistband like her pussy was chewin' hair and blowin' bubbles'.'Estefani's snatch was a terrible, freakish Godless abomination...''The overall effect was somehow simultaneously grostesque AND sensuous. Like two burlesque dancers with their faces stapled together'.'Folds of skin unfurled from both sides of the chupacabra's true head. The elephantine labia were tipped with spines along their edges like a stegosaurus' fin or like the vegetable teeth of Venus fly trap' Really these are just some of the quote worthy phrases throughout this short work. I loved it. I especially loved the 'thanks' section at the end which gave a shout out to goodreaders karen and Nicole. Although it was a little strange seeing karen's name with a capital 'K'. LOL. Thanks for giving me this present Dixon. I truly had a good ole time reading it!!!

  • Mindy (Naughty Book Snitch)
    2019-02-05 19:45

    This is not what you think it might be. LOL!There is a link with a free coupon code (good until May 1, 2017) if you want to check it out. https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...

  • Velia
    2019-02-08 18:03

    Okay...a while back when I first saw this title, I thought it was about goats, so I passed on it. It came up again last night when I was checking out people's shelves on GR. After I read the reviews and the description that said it was about the Chupacabra I just had to read it.Not very sexy, but definitely funny. I had a good laugh picturing the girl turning into the Chupacabra. That image will stay with me for quite some time.

  • Jess-i-ca ~Sometimes a Gif Witch~
    2019-02-04 17:00

  • Kelly
    2019-02-05 22:49

    A joint review with Amanda at Free Books Need Love, Too! wherein we discuss sumptuous sagging and frightening usage for pubic hair.

  • Beaugiejuice
    2019-02-04 00:54

    Doug got more than he bargained for!!

  • Joanne
    2019-02-14 16:48

    Nope. Didn't like it at all. NOT HOT in any stretch of the imagination. More horror than erotica. :-(

  • Dixon Heurass
    2019-01-25 17:56